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biivory69: benepla: hyrude: tell me why this budgetless gay...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:32:18 -0400

benepla:

hyrude:

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

this is from “the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo” & i implore u to look it up and watch every episode immediately

It’s Pride Month so I’m being this baby backs round cause yes!

youstoodmeupforayardsale: coolhotdad: my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:27:50 -0400

youstoodmeupforayardsale:

coolhotdad:

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

this passed the bechdel test

fistfightingscool: fistfightingscool: got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:16:04 -0400

fistfightingscool:

fistfightingscool:

got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:47:25 -0400

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:42:57 -0400

dateacutiesuggestion: Date a cutie who calls you both dude and babe

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:26:22 -0400

dateacutiesuggestion:

Date a cutie who calls you both dude and babe

sumersprkl: lyjerria: remove whatever or whomever is fucking with your focus Alright, THE BRAIN’S...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:26:19 -0400

sumersprkl:

lyjerria:

remove whatever or whomever is fucking with your focus

Alright, THE BRAIN’S GOTTA GO

lassilassi: me, drinking water: this water is so iconic

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:56:04 -0400

lassilassi:

me, drinking water: this water is so iconic

nikadd: minuute: precumming: I’m… Wow ok… drag em

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:47:11 -0400

nikadd:

minuute:

precumming:

I’m…

Wow ok… drag em

showerthoughtsofficial:When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:46:15 -0400

showerthoughtsofficial:

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

quatara: me passin a road work ahead sign tryin not to say “i sure hope it does”

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:33:05 -0400

quatara:

me passin a road work ahead sign tryin not to say “i sure hope it does”

kropotkhristian:Anarcho-third-graderism for the win

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:32:56 -0400

kropotkhristian:

Anarcho-third-graderism for the win

hilariousgrindr:

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:32:27 -0400

hilariousgrindr:

acesirius: at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:31:26 -0400

acesirius:

at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:31:11 -0400

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:24:38 -0400

gayseawitch: lorenzomakesthings: ranagazoo: saint-bmo: anachronizomai: myfightcomesintothelight:...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:33:18 -0400

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

“You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-”

Don’t.

“You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-”

No.

“You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-”

No.

“I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-”

No.

“At least you act norm-”
Stop.

“I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-”

Maybe

lovepsychothefirst: jennamourey: A Full Face of...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:31:09 -0400

lovepsychothefirst:

jennamourey:

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles #I’ve never subscribed to hr channel #but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect #she does NOT clickbait #she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do #90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait #but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says #how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground #I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT #spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees #as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in #while floating 4 feet above the ground #because she fucking found out how many balloons it took #‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title #her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences #by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap #I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS #literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them #I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around #she just … does exactly what she says she will #like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

solanastera:Hes trying his best. I love him.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:29:24 -0400

solanastera:

Hes trying his best. I love him.

laaylic:Mood

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:24:25 -0400

laaylic:

Mood